In the spirit of the Christmas season, here’s a list of 25 Christmas pop songs, ranked and categorized from best to worst. Spoiler: there’s only one good one. Maybe.
Harry Potter: Idiot
Let’s just come right out and say it: Harry Potter is a moron.
He exists as a cavalier and aloof Spaniard playing haunting piano music, tormenting his listeners with the promise of a relationship that can never truly exist.
Gates of Paradise
In Florence, you have to fight through a ring of people 10 deep just to get a glimpse of it.
Running Out of Toilet Paper
We’re claiming that the comfort of our backside is greater than the life of a tree, or rather, millions of trees.
To Be 20 Again
He was on his feet the whole show. He was singing along. He was telling me in between songs how amazing this show was. He was dancing every now and then. It was goofy, embarrassing, and infectious. If transcendence is real, he was transported away.